Nobody is dying today, and when I do I'd rather rest in peace and not have to deal with being a zombie-Garen. [ In fact, he prefers not to deal with any undead at all. They were distressingly resistant to death by sword. ]

That sounds awfully gory. I'd much prefer all asses involved to stay attached to their owners. They're much better right there where they belong. [ And now he's trying not to think of Katarina's ass. Good job, Garen. Although it was definitely nicer on her than it would be served up on a plate. ] Besides, you'll need your ass for when I sit you down and school you.